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Thanks Microsoft

Words you thought you'd never hear from me. Well here at Bloke.com (me) we have finally bite the bullet and are willing to thank Microsoft. "No, No, say it's not true" I hear you all chanting. "We need people like you to help the cause.". Well I'm sorry, I am very grateful to Microsoft, and there is nothing you can do to make me change my mind.

You see a few months ago I was under a heavy deadline to finish a very important project, and during a marathon session in the middle of the night I was wondering what I could do while my Windows 95 machine was rebooting after a crash. So I did a few pushups, and then a few situps. pretty soon (by the end of the night), in the time it takes to reboot the machine I could fit in 20 pushups and 20 situps, and sit back in the chair to see my lovely messed up desktop (since everyone knows all the icons are moved after a reboot). So I made it a standard. And then I went around promoting the idea. Now the whole team is dedicated to the idea!
"Make positive use of your energy."
"Turn those wasted moments into something useful."

So thanks Microsoft, I'm in the best shape of my life. (here is a picture of cameron) :-)